Tuesday, April 5, 2011

THE WORDS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HEAR!

As lil chick said the words I dare not repeat I shuddered. I clamped my hands over my ears and gasped. How could this little girl who has been my shadow ever since she was born ever ever ever say and feel the way she does. I ask myself "How did this happen?" Will she ever know what those words mean? Does she understand that I had such high hopes that she would love everything I love and I would continue in the sweet oblivion that she meant it when she said "I wanna be just like you?" I tried to reason with her. "You don't mean that!" I told her but nothing I said mattered. 

But as I watched her walk away with a stomp I realized that she meant what she said and what she said was...
 (please don't read any farther as it may shake you to your core!)

"I HATE COUPONS!" 

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4 comments:

  1. Thanks for my afternoon smile!!!!!

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  2. I can see why you gasped!!

    Right now, I'm chuckling, but deep inside I'm praying my boys never tell me those words. :)

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  3. Oh no she didn't????!!!! You are too funny!!!

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  4. It happened to me when I told my seven year old son that he couldn't have a certain type of fruit snacks because I didn't have a coupon. He then uttered those horrible words! ;)

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